|Account Start Date||May 30th, 2014|
SmashRiver has a bit of animosity toward the moderators, particularly Opossum, due to them being "fun police" at times. This may be due to his love of Miiverse, as there is more flexibility as far as off topic and random posting is concerned. He is rarely antagonistic, however, despite this semi-anarchistic nature. He deeply loves the character Kirby from the series of the same name.
- SmashRiver64 claims to have at one point had himself glued to a chair. This has yet to be validated, as some users doubt the claim's legitimacy.
- Is subject to the whims of his sister, Faith.
- He got banned in January 2015 over .GIF spamming.